I can’t believe I’m typing these words, but look guys. Unicorn lube.
Yep. Lubricant with a unicorn theme. Called ‘Unicorn Spit’. Which is timely because (writing this is making my face hurt) today is apparently National Unicorn Day.
Really. National Unicorn Day.
It’s hard to know exactly what to say about this product, so instead I’ll share the official description from their website.
‘When you need magic of mythic proportions, reach for Wet® UNICORN SPIT™. Ethically extracted from free range unicorns, this miracle lubricant is sure to save the day. It even tastes like your favorite donut. Sugar-free yet still delicious. Magic! We all need a little help in the bedroom but when you’re riding a unicorn, anything is possible!’
It’s hard to imagine just what you would do if you went home to someone’s house and… Read the full story
from Metro http://metro.co.uk/2018/04/09/unicorn-spit-lube-latest-unicorn-product-dont-need-7452251/
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